I’ve been a Pikesville physician for over 20 years, and I’ve been seeing the world’s best medical specialists for the last 3. A lot of the time, I’m the one seeing them.
I mean, Ive seen the world’s best doctors, and they are my kind of doctors. And that is the problem.
The reason I see the worlds best doctors is because Ive seen the worlds best doctors before. Even if Ive seen the worlds best doctors before, Ive never seen the worlds best doctors before. It’s probably because the worlds best doctors are the most educated that I know. It’s also because Ive seen the worlds best doctors before.
Its because Im a doctor. A physician.
Of course its not because Im a doctor because Im not a doctor! Im a doctor because I have seen the worlds best doctors before. There is a reason Im a doctor. Its because Im a doctor, and I have seen the worlds best doctors before. And Im still a doctor. I still have seen the worlds best doctors before. And Im still a doctor.
Like every good doctor, pike medical consultants can diagnose a patient, and more importantly, can prescribe a treatment. A good doctor might tell you your case is “very, very serious,” and might also prescribe medication for you to take right away. But a bad doctor could tell you your case is “very, very serious,” and might also tell you to take a vacation, and may even prescribe medication.
I’m reminded of the medical doctor who had a patient who was admitted to the hospital with a very serious case of tuberculosis. He told the patient to go to the bathroom, and was just about to say, “Don’t go near the toilet.” When the patient came out, the doctor was trying to fix the patient’s broken heart, and asked him why he had come to the hospital. The patient said, “Well, I needed something.
It’s a classic question that many people ask, but it really should be, “Why did this happen?” In this case, the answer is because the doctor had no idea what the patient was really going through. It’s a classic example of “It’s medicine I know how to do, so let me do it.” But here, he has just made a mistake.
I’m sure you’re all thinking “but it wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t a doctor, he couldn’t stop the bleeding.” But you’re wrong. Its really not his fault that he hadn’t told the doctors that he needed help. If he had told them, then there would have been no need for the ambulance or the doctors to go to the hospital. He also doesn’t have to be a Doctor and its not his fault that he didn’t tell the doctors.
To be fair, I think there are some good doctors out there who can do this, and you can be a doctor. But the problem is this: if you do this, you are no longer a doctor. It’s like taking a test, you pass it, you can be a doctor. So the solution to your problem is to not be a doctor, but a nurse.
